Birthday present 生日礼物

One day after work，I was driving my two sons home from school when Christopher asked if we could stop by a store so he could by a birthday gift to take to the school the next day. I said，“sure，but why?”he proceeded to tell me that tomorrow would be George Washington‘s birthday，and he want to take him a gift.
His older brother，Richard，looked at Christopher and said，“he is dead，stipid!”
Christopher‘s quick reply was，“darn，I knew we should have bought it sooner!”
一天下班之后，我开车到学校接两个孩子回家时，克里斯托弗问我能否在商店门口停一下车，他要买份生日礼物。我说：“当然可以了，不过是什么原因呢?”于是他告诉我说明天是乔治·华盛顿的生日，他想送他一份礼物。
他的哥哥理查德看着他说：“他已经死了，你这个笨家伙!”
克里斯托弗迅速的回答道：“唉，早就知道我们该早点买礼物的了!”