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  • Joke: Target Practice
  • It was a nice day at the park by the lake. Three guys were casting their lines to catch some fish and a couple were rowing in a small boat.
  • 2025-02-26 关注:11
  • A Gentle Reminder 委婉提醒
  • Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder1 of a special occasion.
  • 2025-02-26 关注:16
  • 迪斯尼之旅
  • On a trip to Disney World in Florida, my husband and I adn our two children devoted1 ourselves wholeheartedly
  • 2025-02-24 关注:11
  • Guangdong's big plan for transport
  • Xie Lingxia always carries three travel cards in her purse, for the respective transport systems of Guangzhou, Shenzhen and Hong Kong.
  • 2025-02-24 关注:7
  • Ping-pong players replay history
  • Judy Bochenski-Hoarfrost yesterday replayed her role in the ping-pong diplomacy1 of 1971 that thawed2 Cold War tensions between
  • 2025-02-24 关注:8
  • Canadian winters
  • The Michaels family owned a small farm in Canada, just yards away from the North Dakota border.
  • 2025-02-24 关注:12
  • Play around
  • A man was stranded1 in the desert for ten years. One day, a woman in a wetsuit walked up to this man and said, Would you like a cigar?
  • 2025-02-24 关注:9
  • Hardware store
  • Bubba was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent Mary Louise to the hardware store.
  • 2025-02-24 关注:10
  • Falling from balcony
  • A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust1 of wind blew her over the railing.
  • 2025-02-24 关注:11
  • Six and One
  • THE Committee on Gerrymander worked late, drawing intricate lines
  • 2025-02-22 关注:10
  • Philosophers Three
  • A BEAR, a Fox, and an Opossum were attacked by an inundation1.
  • 2025-02-22 关注:9
  • The Taken Hand
  • A SUCCESSFUL Man of Business, having occasion to write to a Thief,
  • 2025-02-22 关注:9
  • Bee jokes
  • Who is the bees favorite singer?
  • 2025-02-22 关注:11
  • Maternal Miracles
  • A woman went to her doctor's office where she was seen by a young new doctor.
  • 2025-02-22 关注:9
  • January and May
  • 1月跟5月有哪些关系?为何要放在一块说?它们关系还真挺亲密的。
  • 2025-02-22 关注:30
  • 一个人在家
  • I live with my Granddad in Central London. He went on holiday and left me in the house alone for 2 weeks.
  • 2025-02-22 关注:14
  • 拨打911
  • Jennifer and Amanda were very good friends. Now in college
  • 2025-02-22 关注:15
  • False Alarm 错误的警告
  • Years ago while attending a dinner party hosted by some friends of mine the hostess served a meal with this delicious mushroom sauce.
  • 2025-02-22 关注:10
  • Early Shopper
  • It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent1(仁慈的) mood as he questioned the prisoner. What are you charged with? he asked.
  • 2025-02-22 关注:9
  • in lawyer years
  • A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on a complex lawsuit1
  • 2025-02-22 关注:8
  • Me Miss Bee
  • You went to the butcher's for meat, the pharmacy1 for aspirin2, and the grocery store for food.
  • 2025-02-22 关注:10
  • The Small White Envelope
  • It's just a small, white envelope stuck among the branches of our Christmas tree.
  • 2025-02-22 关注:10