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  • THE PENITENT
  • I mourn with thee, and yet rejoice That thou shouldst sorrow so; With angel choirs2 I join my voice To bless the sinner's woe3.
  • 2025-04-07 关注:8
  • TO COWPER
  • Sweet are thy strains, celestial1 Bard2; And oft, in childhood's years, I've read them o'er and o'er again, With floods of silent tears.
  • 2025-04-07 关注:8
  • A Blessing
  • Just off the highway to Rochester, Minnesota
  • 2025-04-07 关注:9
  • The joys of writing
  • The fortunate people in the world -- the only reallyfortunate people in the world
  • 2025-04-07 关注:6
  • Frankness
  • You must study to be frank with the world:frankness is the child of honesty and courage.
  • 2025-04-07 关注:8
  • A Morning Wish
  • The sun is just rising in the morning of another day. What can I wish that this day may bring me?
  • 2025-04-07 关注:8
  • What is Your Recovery Rate
  • What is your recovery rate? How long does it take you to recover from actions and behaviors that upset you?
  • 2025-04-07 关注:7
  • 洁身自爱
  • 洁身自爱的意思是维持自己的纯洁,不同流合污。也指怕招惹是非,只关心自己,不关心公众事情。
  • 2025-03-18 关注:13
  • The Bet
  • A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada oneday
  • 2025-03-18 关注:12
  • Christmas Party
  • What did the guest sing at the Eskimo's Christmas party ?
  • 2025-03-18 关注:15
  • Joke: Singing Bird
  • There once was a lonely guy who bought a bird. The pet store
  • 2025-03-18 关注:11
  • Heard on a public bus
  • Heard on a public bus 公交车上的声明 Heard on a public transportation vehicle in Orlando.奥兰多公车上的声明。
  • 2025-03-18 关注:13
  • Egg Donor
  • One day, while Sue was cleaning under the bed, she found a small box. Curious
  • 2025-03-18 关注:11
  • Placing your order
  • A friend and I were standing1 in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order.
  • 2025-03-17 关注:10
  • Little Voice
  • A man was mowing1 his lawn when he heard his neighbor
  • 2025-03-17 关注:11
  • Henan looks to balance its babies
  • Government officials in Henan who fail to implement1 policies to control the disproportionate sex ratio at birth will be ineligible2
  • 2025-03-17 关注:10
  • Get hard
  • What did1 the egg say to the boiling2 water?
  • 2025-03-17 关注:13
  • He was mistaken
  • Two guys were walking down the street and the first guy glanced at a girl who was walking by.
  • 2025-03-17 关注:12
  • Irish monks
  • 3 Irish monks1 have passed all tests, except for one. It is the test of purity.
  • 2025-03-08 关注:11
  • My servant will clean it
  • Two rich ladies were sharing a taxi and talking about the high cosplayt of going anywhere by taxi.
  • 2025-03-08 关注:19
  • I am the baby's aunt!
  • Holding a baby in her arms, a woman visited a gynecologist.
  • 2025-03-08 关注:15
  • 原味雪球鸡尾酒
  • Mix together the lime juice and zest and caster sugar in a small bowl. See aside for an hour before using.
  • 2025-03-08 关注:12
  • 柠檬粟米蛋糕
  • Preheat the oven to 325F/160C/gas mark 3. Line an 8 tin with baking parchment.
  • 2025-03-08 关注:11